The most coveted prize in the hoard. Only one is worthy of its comforts... and its power. Are you The Chosen One?

This legendary item grants the ability to conjure alternate realities. And it seems to have survived a dragon attack...

This item grants its owner the ability to conjure endless imaginary realms and adventures within them.

Crafted from the oak of actual Dragon’s Milk bourbon barrels, this sword offers +50 badassery.

Crafted from the oak of actual Dragon’s Milk bourbon barrels, you can nearly smell its history. Mmm. Vanilla.

This item grants its wearer +5 defense against buzzwords and the ability to conjure corporate acronyms at will.

Rhymes that keep their secrets will unfold behind the clouds. And there upon a rainbow is the answer...

This magical drinking vessel grants the ability to harness the power of the Dragon, and imbibe like a true Dragon Master.

Be warned: Dragon-rearing can be dangerous and costly. Keep in a cool dark place to avoid hatching.

This simple salve offers enchanted protection against chapping curses and dry spells.

This blessed vessel has the power to transform even the most novice of tasters into a seasoned cicerone.

This item offers +5 defense against ambient temperatures and +10 defense against condensation.

This key grants its holder the ability to unlock the finest elixir in all the land! And it’s your destiny to imbibe it.

This ticket grants its possessor the awesome power to reduce Dragon's Milk swag cost by one fifth!